Creative and Crazy Good News
And then I started thinking. Besides world peace, end of hunger and disease and poverty, end of debt etc...what, in my opinion, would be really good news? And I came up with a few. Yes I am a little loopy.
This afternoon scientists have issued a statement suggesting they have found a way to communicate with aliens from another dimension. These aliens, having been waiting patiently for humans to get their heads out of their asses, are of course thrilled with this turn of events, and are ready and willing to share the secrets of life, the universe and everything with anyone that wants to know...film at 11.
Science Fiction fans are getting the thrill of their life with the recent creation of several devices that used to be found only within the imaginative minds of Star Trek creators. The replicator, a device used to instantly create any type of food ,drink or physical object, is about to be mass marketed to the public for the amazingly low cost of 10 dollars per machine. And Holodecks are popping up in every mall in the midwest. May the force be with you!
OR HOW ABOUT THIS?
Sick to death of hiding, representatives from the Sasquatch species, the Faery folk, and the great grandson of the Loch Ness monster have all come forward today-admitting their existence and apologizing for their years of antisocial behavior. They have agreed to discuss the missing years with Oprah later this week.
Ok maybe it will never happen-but I'd sure love turning on the news to hear that! LMAO