Giving it Away for Free!
Who Wants to Date a Superhero? Comes out on Friday...yes this Friday!!! And I have a book to give away. That's right folks! Its not 19.99--its not 9.99! Its Absolutely free!!
Okay-its not completely free. Here's what I want. I want you to create a superhero. Has to be totally original. Think about the powers you want to have, what your name would be, maybe even your costume. Your superhero can be pervy, weird, gross, practically perfect in every way-whatever. Just post it right here on this blog or over at the Novelty Girls and the winner will get a free copy! And I forgot fame and glory. The winner will also get eternal fame and glory. :)
Come on! It'll be fuuuuuun. Deadline 11:59 pm Feb 14th, 2008
Okay-its not completely free. Here's what I want. I want you to create a superhero. Has to be totally original. Think about the powers you want to have, what your name would be, maybe even your costume. Your superhero can be pervy, weird, gross, practically perfect in every way-whatever. Just post it right here on this blog or over at the Novelty Girls and the winner will get a free copy! And I forgot fame and glory. The winner will also get eternal fame and glory. :)
Come on! It'll be fuuuuuun. Deadline 11:59 pm Feb 14th, 2008
posted by R.G. ALEXANDER at
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17 Comments:
My superhero is Wino Dominatrixo. Her boys have to feed her wine from their mouths. And she gets to flog them. And she has an amazing leather outfit. And there is a fan on her wherever she goes, to blow her long red locks in a Stevie Nicks fashion.
That's Feisty up there, btw. Fuckin blogger.
My superhero is called Ms. Cest La Vie. Normall issues are not issues at all. The really rough issues make it to me. I handle some with the TLC that they deserver and others as a 'you must me kidding' issue. dressed in leather for any occasion, I turn up when needed and teach people how to deal with the hard parts of life (both good and bad).
Connie
Instead of a superhero, I'd like to be an advisor the League of Justice. I wanna hear Batman say, "What Gwen said."
And my uniform will be very steampunk...victorian with a touch of goth.
My superhero is Gone Girl! I can tranport anywhere in a blink of an eye. I can predict the future, so I can stop trouble before it happens. My outfit is made from light futuristic material that is black with a silver overlay,fitted so it can travel well. My motto is:
I'm in your face,then I'm Gone!
This is the coolest contest. Ok I am Red, hear me Roar. LOL. Okay I am a superhero and my name is Chamele-on. I can take on any shape or form, can fly, and can play a pretty mean role of Madam of Seduction and get it 'on'. That's right. That's me. Uh-huh. Oh yeah. :)
Supermodel - lasers shoot out of her eyes. Tag line "If looks could kill... oh wait, they can!"
Wears only what's fabulous, darling!
:D
I'd be a villain--the Bull Sh*tter, with the ability to spin a convincing but completely fictional tale about any situation.
I'd be a mercenary, of course, and much in demand by governments (It was swamp gas!) and cheating spouses (It's not what it looks like!) everywhere.
My superhero would be a writer called Armistice Peace and her power would be to create senarios that come true. She would use the power to create peace and help feed the people of the world. As to a costume she would wear sweats (for comfort) and carry a hand held palm pilot to write the stories on :D
Well if I am believing in super heroes I might as well believe in world peace too :D
Ooohh...I'd be Mind Freak. I'd be able to make people see what I'd want them to see (usually a thinner, sexier version of myself LOL).
Jeez, I can't beat any of those and I'm a REAL superhero! No kidding. Those of you familiar with my EC book, Wonder Witch, or my persona of the same name over at the League of Amazing Writers can vouch for me.
Ash
aka Wonder Witch
Your all-around wand-waving, spell-casting, astral projecting witch.
OMG! That show is sooo hilarious! I mean, do people really think they can go around wearing superhero costume and not be locked in the looney house? Hahaha!
My superheroine is called "The Bookworm" and she can read any book, in any language. She can mint money and buy books the instant they're printed.
Disguised with spectacles, pjs, comfy slippers and wild hair, she anonymously leaves money on the doorsteps of authors' homes so they can spend all their time writing and not worry about making ends meet or insurance.
Armed with just pen, ink and paper, she helps rescue banned books, stop books from being burnt and rebuild libraries and get back every single stolen book.
She's also there helping educate people and generally spreads the joys of literacy.
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I didn't create them, but I found a power team of superheros...
Enjoy!
http://incredimazing.com/page/Nudist_Superheroes
omG..that was hilarious!
Widow-LMAO!! That is awesome!
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