Thursday, June 14, 2007

13 Things R.G. Needs

Okay I cant stand it-I am totally copying Crystal's TT-it was too funny. For the record, the R in R.G. stands for Rachel-just in case you are wondering who I'm talking about ;) {Googling "RG needs"-did not work out at all funny wise lol}
Basically you Google your name and the word needs and list the thirteen random things that pop up.

1. Rachel needs to have blush that is very bright and colorful
I think thats a polite way of saying I look pale.

2. Rachel needs help when she enters Manhattan's meat-packing district to help three transvestite hookers find out who murdered one of their friends
umm....oookay. Sounds exciting!

3.Rachel strives to be the best she can be. She is easily encouraged by positive reinforcement and praise. Rachel needs guidance and normal supervision
I do need a little guidance occasionally but I dont think I need to be supervised. Feel free to praise me anytime, however.

4. rachel needs 2 get over herself and she needs 2 do it NOW! ...
Now look lady! What did I ever do to you?!

5. Rachel needs Netflix Friends
They dont have to be from Netflix, any friends will do.

6.Rachel: needs more caffeine
Do you know how much coffee I drink? I think I'm covered.

7.Rachel needs to refer to Web sites, manuals, and a variety of documentation
This is so true. Well it feels true. Vague. But true.

8.Rachel needs to set her sights a little higher
Okay-I'd like to rule the world. Or at least teach the world to sing in perfect harmony.

9.Rachel needs to be selfish when it comes to mealtimes
I think Cookie would disagree.

10.Rachel needs our prayers.
Amen! Okay Feisty I said that and immediately starting humming my ABC's and its all your fault! lol

11.I dont think Rachel needs to change herself in the least, she is cute and she knows how to dress.
Whoever you are...I love you.

12.Rachel Needs Your Help
No, thats okay. I'm fine...really. Dont I look fine?

13.Rachel needs a bit of fuelling up in the evenings because she needs lots of energy for the ...
For what?! Oh. hehe. Yeah. Thats true.


Blogger Babe King said...

You do know referring to yourself in third person is creepy, right? lol

Rachel needs to bring her carving knife out to play now, hehehe, poor little carving knife thinks Rachel needs protection. No stop, carving knife. Rachael didn't say Simon Says....

3:46 AM  
Blogger R.G. ALEXANDER said...

Rachel wishes you wouldnt scare her with horror stories about carving knives.

3:51 AM  
Blogger shelley said...

Rachel needs a whip? Think of the fun you could have ;-) You could star in adventure movies like Indiana or go in a kink direction -whatever suits Rachel's mood.

4:52 AM  
Blogger N.J.Walters said...

ROFL Fun list!

6:07 AM  
Blogger Gina Ardito said...

Well, now I know what I'm doing for TT next week. These are just too good to resist. See ya in the meat-packing district!

6:14 AM  
Blogger Elle Fredrix said...

Oh, these are good. Let us know how it goes with the tranvestite hookers, though!

6:56 AM  
Blogger Darla said...

This is such a fun game. I love your comments! :)

7:24 AM  
Blogger Jennifer McK said...

LOL. These are so funny, RG.
Rachel needs a spanking. Why didn't that come up?

7:34 AM  
Blogger Tempest Knight said...

*LOL* These are too funny!

8:19 AM  
Blogger Robin L. Rotham said...

Hey, I'm going to have to try that, too! I have no idea what in the hell I need. :D

9:53 AM  
Anonymous Loribelle Hunt said...

Lmao! I love #2!

10:00 AM  
Blogger Diana Castilleja said...

Too funny RG! Definitely gonna have to try this one.

10:15 AM  
Blogger Crystal Jordan said...


10:33 AM  
Blogger R.G. ALEXANDER said...

It was very funny to see what popped up. I had a blast.
Robin, Gina,Diana-you should definitely try it!
Crystal-*bats eyelashes innocently* Whatever do you mean?

10:52 AM  
Anonymous Ember Case said...

I think "a clue" may pop up at the top of my list.

11:23 AM  
Blogger Rhonda Stapleton said...

ROFL--this is a RIOT! I'm a little freaked out, though. But I'm also stealing this idea for a future TT. LOLOL

11:49 AM  
Blogger Christine said...

Man these are a riot! Spankings and whips...and good times were had by all!

12:04 PM  
Blogger julia said...

The Manhattan's meatpacking district one got a bona fide LOL from me. These are great!

12:15 PM  
Blogger Emma Wayne Porter said...

Tsk. This is so totally unfair. You get to be a meat-packing, whip-wielding transvestite hooker.

Meanwhile, I put in "Emma needs" last week and almost exclusively I'm a dog in need of adoption or someone's strange new friend.

I mean, I know I'm boring, but google could at least pretend.

12:28 PM  
Blogger Lesley said...

hehe I love number 11! Can't someone say that about me!

12:53 PM  
Blogger Paige Tyler said...

Great list!


1:38 PM  
Blogger Amelia June said...

HAHAHAA, that was hilarious.

I really like "Rachel needs 2 get over herself"

They couldn't type out the word "to"?

2:39 PM  
Blogger Kate Willoughby said...

FYI, RG, I gave you credit in the dedication of my book, ALL IN, the first book in the Be-Wished Series. It comes out Sept. 12. :)

2:42 PM  
Blogger Kissa Starling said...

This is so neat- I must go try myself!

5:01 PM  
Anonymous Ava Rose Johnson said...

lol, great list. Im gonna go google Ava needs and see what I come up with

5:07 PM  
Blogger Lyric said...

Transvestite hookers....hilarious!!!

7:41 PM  
Blogger Anna J. Evans said...

I did this last week, it was so fun. I love these!

google is our friend,

anna j evans

7:55 PM  
Anonymous MIchelle (MG) said...

Hey you know #2 needs to be made into a book, right?

10:30 PM  
Blogger Heather said...

Rachel is too your witty asides!

11:26 PM  
Blogger Joy Renee said...

lol. i did this for my tt a couple weeks ago. i get such a kick out of the results people come up with. try it wit the words: wants, will, won't, can, and was....

6:46 PM  

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