Thursday, October 26, 2006

Creative and Crazy Good News

I promised myself I wouldnt get political on this blog :} Everyone has a right to their own opinion and I in no way want to push my views down anyone's proverbial throat. However-I will say that the overabundance of horrifically bad news in the media over the past few years has really been hard to stomach. Everytime you think it couldnt get any does. Everytime you think it couldnt get any more does. Where is the good news? Where did it go?

And then I started thinking. Besides world peace, end of hunger and disease and poverty, end of debt etc...what, in my opinion, would be really good news? And I came up with a few. Yes I am a little loopy.
This afternoon scientists have issued a statement suggesting they have found a way to communicate with aliens from another dimension. These aliens, having been waiting patiently for humans to get their heads out of their asses, are of course thrilled with this turn of events, and are ready and willing to share the secrets of life, the universe and everything with anyone that wants to at 11.
Science Fiction fans are getting the thrill of their life with the recent creation of several devices that used to be found only within the imaginative minds of Star Trek creators. The replicator, a device used to instantly create any type of food ,drink or physical object, is about to be mass marketed to the public for the amazingly low cost of 10 dollars per machine. And Holodecks are popping up in every mall in the midwest. May the force be with you!
Sick to death of hiding, representatives from the Sasquatch species, the Faery folk, and the great grandson of the Loch Ness monster have all come forward today-admitting their existence and apologizing for their years of antisocial behavior. They have agreed to discuss the missing years with Oprah later this week.

Ok maybe it will never happen-but I'd sure love turning on the news to hear that! LMAO


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