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The magical, mysterious and occasionally nonsensical ramblings of R.G. Alexander
1. A sentient shower/bath that magically removes all unwanted hair from my body-pain free and easy
2. A personal transporter {really really want this-and I think people are working on it}
3. Neuro-downloader-okay it needs a cooler name but think Matrix. Every language {Gaelic, Hebrew, Sanskrit, Greek etc}, quantum physics…kung fu-just there in an instant. That would be lovely. Sigh. As long as crazy squid robots weren’t after me and I didn’t have to shave my head.
4. Holodeck-okay I really like Star Trek technology. Can you imagine actually playing the heroine in one of your own spicy stories? I could definitely see myself getting addicted. I would so have Crystal Jordan’s Wereplanet series as a regular program. ;)
5. Time Travel device-research would never be the same. Imagine spending a week watching the Pyramids being built, finding out what really happened to the people at Roanoke, or seeing if Atlantis did indeed exist? Heck-for a writer-the purchase would probably be a tax write off.
6. I have read many a scifi romance that gave the heroine lovely beauty products-things that automatically changed your hair color, eye color, heck even your breast size. I’d like one of those for my hips. Oh and makeup that wouldn’t run, smudge or come off until you wanted it to. ;)
7. A magical device that gave you the ability to know when people were lying. People can fool a regular lie detector, plus you can’t carry that heavy thing around with you everywhere-it would be awkward. Oh and it would show everyone in the nearby vicinity that that person was lying-maybe it would automatically dye them a sickly green color. Just imagine-politics would never be the same.
8. A replicator that made the most delicious food you could imagine but took out all the unnecessary fat and calories. {Would end world hunger AND everyone would look fantastic in a bikini}
9. A spell that would cure all diseases {all human, animal etc-thank you Crys-very good idea-I feel better thinking of others lol}
10. Hammer Space-You know those cartoons where some guy gets angry at another guy who is being absolutely ridiculous-and they pull a giant rubber hammer out of thin air and bop that irritating person upside the head? Sometimes I want that…is that wrong?
11. Star Trek again-Roddenberry was a genius. A Universal translator. Except I would include within its capabilities animal-speak and baby talk.
12. Dream recall machine-like a camcorder-only it records your dreams while you sleep and you can watch them unfold like a movie when you wake in the morning. That would be interesting.
13. Finally-a watch that can slow, stop, or speed up time. Dangerous I know, but occasionally-if you are enjoying a quiet bath or waiting for an email that is taking forever-it would be a good thing to have handy.
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1. Umm...could you move over? You're too tall and you're blocking my view.
2. I envy your organizational abilities.
3. Its okay if you're an A cup, miracle bras can create cleavage.
4. I know how much you love math, could you help me with my taxes?
5. I just wish you could be more...I don't know...impulsive.
6. Eat something! You're far too skinny.
7. Can I borrow your curling iron?
8. Applied correctly, this lip liner could create the illusion of fuller lips.
9. You're so domestic!
10. You're too realistic, it's called daydreaming-give it a try.
11. I want you on my {insert sport here}team! You're a true athlete!
12. I know, I know-you look great in that thong bikini-but do you have to wear it to the grocery store?
13. You're such a morning person...and without a single cup of coffee.
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6. Tilly 7. Karen 8. Jaci 9. Jennifer 10. Elle 11. Karen E.
12. Shari 13. Gina 14. MG 15. Jennifer B. 16. Kate 17. Kissa
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